1. neatpotatoes:

    diamoncls:

    do u ever wonder if any ppl u were friends with in childhood turned out to be rly gay

    i was the one who turned out really gay

    (via aphgermanys)

     

  2. leonkumquat:

    when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

    they’re married now

    (via pizza)

     

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  4. bagmilk:

    ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

    (Source: heteroh, via guy)

     
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  7. letsdestroyitall:

    anneboleyns:

    romanovia:

    fun date idea:

    take me to comic con

    drop me off

    leave

    pick me up when it’s over tho

    Give me spending money too

    (via tooquirkytolose)

     

  8. misterdiddums:

    ( [∂]ω[∂] )
    the lettuce was my daddy

    (via kowaihetare)

     
  9. tyleroakley:

    With the queen of the Internet, Jenna Marbles, at the Young Hollywood Awards. We were nominated against each other for Viral Superstar of the Year - tune on Monday night at 8pm on The CW!

     
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  11. jaegermighty:

    what if the avengers spend the entire movie fighting ultron and they never get the upper hand and things are lookin’ pretty dire for them and then at the very last second pepper potts shows up and blows him up and then turns around and goes “that was okay, right? that was the bad robot? okay just checking”

    (via joey-smith-universe)

     
  12. applejackmod:

    blazepress:

    Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

    You’ve angered the gays.

    (via ruby-brown)

     
  13. (Source: himaruyeah, via deaddavie)

     
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